Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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