i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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