I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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