I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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