let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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