Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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