Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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