Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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