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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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