Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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