I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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