i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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