Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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