I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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