you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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