Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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