He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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