i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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