The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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