just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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