U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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