i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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