Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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