she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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