My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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