I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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