Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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