Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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