We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He better not be in your backpack
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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