she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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