i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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