Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
how drunk are you?
Several
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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