Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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