if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
