Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So much rum. So many feels.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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