my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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