I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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