i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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