S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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