wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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