I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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