I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
