I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
