This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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