She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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i like turtles
The question now becomes, did you then give her what she likes?
Umm... I like taking naps anywhere I can get them.
Ha =)
Dear Diary,\n\nJackpot!
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