Soap is not a condiment
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
