The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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