We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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