I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You were trust falling into bushes
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
