Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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