ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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