Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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