They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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