The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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