Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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