we have pet lesbian snakes
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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