Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Randomize
