Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
When are your genitals available?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Randomize