I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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