hell yes lets make some ravioli
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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