omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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